Recent Transfers

On loan left back Taye Taiwo has insisted he is happy with life in London and has stated his intention to stay in the capital if he moves away from AC Milan permanently.

Taiwo joined QPR on loan during the January transfer window after falling down the pecking order at the San Siro. He has relished the opportunity to play more regularly at Loftus Road and has stated his desire to stay in England next season.

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With Blackburn in the midst of one hell of a relegation battle they need reinforcement, and they have one lined up: Bolo Zenden.

Blast from the past Zenden, formerly of Chelsea and Liverpool, is currently without a club and would be eager for the chance to play again. The winger is now 35 and has not had a club since leaving Sunderland in the summer. Despite this Rovers boss Kean feels Zenden can still bring something, besides L’Oreal advert… READ THE REST »

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Arsenal need to sign four top-class players to persuade Robin van Persie to stay at the club. That is the view of Dutch legend Marco van Basten.

According to the Daily Mirror, Van Basten has identified the four players as Javier Martinez, Jan Vertonghen, Lukas Podolski and Mario Goetze, who will cost the Gunners around £65million.

Van Basten, who is still close to Van Persie, and other members of the Arsenal hierarchy says Arsenal need to prove to their… READ THE REST »

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Congolose international Assani Lukimya-Mulongoti has been linked with a summer move to Aston Villa, according to a report on TuttermercatoWeb.

Who? The 26 year-old centre-back has been capped three times for his country, making his international for DR Congo debut back in 2008 alongside Anzhi Makhachkala’s Christopher Samba.

Lukimya-Mulongoti also lined up alongside Samba during his spell at in the Hertha Berlin reserve team. Samba succeded in making the step up to Hertha’s senior team before moving… READ THE REST »

Arsenal’s season long search for attacking players is taking them further and further afield, now to the Ukrainian league and the Andriy Yarmolenko, reports The Mirror.

Yarmolenko is a 22 year old who has come through the ranks at giants Dynamo Kiev, where he predominantly plays as an left-sided attacking winger, in a similar role to Walcott/Gervinho/Arshavin at Arsenal, any of whom he could replace.

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Manchester City have ‘provisionally agreed a contract’ with Arsenal’s Robin van Persie, according to a report in The National.

The Abu-Dhabi based broadsheet claims that a deal has already been struck with van Persie, who will be paid £10.9 million per year, making him the Premier League’s highest earner.

The Dutchman has enjoyed the season of his life, scoring 32 goals in 37 appearances this campaign. His form has caught the eye of many of Europe’s top clubs, including AC… READ THE REST »

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    Arsenal are on the brink of snatching Ajax centre-back Jan Vertonghen from Tottenham’s clutches.

    Full story: Sunday Mirror

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    Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich will look to nab Bayern Munich striker Mario Gomez this summer

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Liverpool are apparently looking at FC Twente striker Luuk de Jong and will make a summer move according to his agent, Marco de Marchi.

The Daily Mail reports that de Marchi confirmed Liverpool’s interest before adding: “Several English and German clubs are following him.”

The 21-year-old has been in blistering form this season, with 25 goals in 28 games in all competitions, and the move would suggest that manager Kenny Dalglish is finally losing patience with his lacklustre front-line.… READ THE REST »

AC Milan are planning to reunite Argentine pair Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano at the San Siro this summer, report The Daily Mirror.

The pair spent part of a season together at West Ham after joining from Corinthians in a move that surprised just about everyone, including then manager Alan Pardew.

It wasn’t long before things went awry, with Mascherano leaving in the January transfer window after just a handful of appearances. Tevez stayed until the end… READ THE REST »

Arsène Wenger is certain Arsenal captain Robin van Persie has not been unsettled by the recent speculation over his future.

The Gunners skipper, who has netted a staggering 32 goals for his club this season, has been linked with a summer move away from The Emirates, with his Arsenal contract set to expire at the end of next season.

Van Persie, 28, insists he will hold talks with Arsenal over a new contract in the summer – and Wenger… READ THE REST »

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    Chelsea face a major battle with Barcelona to clinch the signing of Valencia defender Jordi Alba.

    Full story: TalkSPORT

    Chelsea are 13/8 to finish in the top four this season

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Last Summer saw Manchester City take full advantage of Arsenal’s inability to tie Samir Nasri down to a long term contract, and it appears history may be about to repeat itself with Robin Van Persie making the switch from North London to Eastlands.

Van Persie, like Nasri before him, has only one year left on his Arsenal contract and The Mail Online suggest that Manchester City are ready to offer the Dutchman up to £220,000 a week to make the… READ THE REST »

Serie A title-challengers Juventus could be planning a bold double-swoop for Alex Song and Michael Essien this summer, report The Sun.

The Old Lady have been rejuvenated under the guidance of Antonio Conte this season. Juventus currently lie second in Serie A, with thirteen wins and thirteen draws from twenty-six games.

Song has been an ever-present during Arsenal’s topsy-turvy season, with the Cameroon international starting twenty-three of The Gunners twenty-seven Premier League games.

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Arsène Wenger refused to be drawn on reports suggesting Arsenal have reached an agreement to sign Lukas Podolski from Cologne in the summer on Friday.

Widespread reports have claimed that the Gunners have all but clinched a deal in the region of £11m for the Germany forward – but Wenger remained typically coy over his business in the transfer market.

“I have not a lot to say about that because if we sign a player we’ll inform you and… READ THE REST »

Today’s piffle is wearing life at a jaunty angle, for now

It’s almost that time of year, folks. When the sun comes out, the flesh comes out – and when your will to live is drained by a never-ending transfer saga or three. This summer’s premier saga is going to involve Robin van Persie, Manchester City, and the Sky Sports News Breaking News Ticker O’Doom doing overtime.

Tomorrow’s chip paper suggests that with Arsene Wenger realising Arsenal are a one-van team… READ THE REST »

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    Chelsea, Manchester City and Manchester United are weighing up a summer swoop for Benfica midfielder Axel Witsel.

    Full story: Inside Futbol

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    Blackburn Rovers boss Steve Kean is eyeing a move for former Liverpool

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Today’s guff knows the price of everything

Has anybody considered the Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini for the England job? He’s proving himself the equal of Harry Redknapp, is all, certainly when it comes to unnecessarily flapping his gums about players from other teams. Here he is today placing a speculative £30m price tag on the Napoli striker Edinson Cavani, then suggesting Arsenal’s Robin van Persie would cost roughly the same. “But I think he will remain at Arsenal,” adds… READ THE REST »

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    Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker is trying to convince Lukas Podolski to swap the Bundesliga for the Premier League this summer.

    Full story: TalkSPORT

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    Arsenal may finally make their move for Sochaux playmaker Marvin

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Today’s stodge is keeping things quiet

You don’t need the Mill to tell you that these are troubled economic times. One in five people who left university within the past two years is out of work, according to the Office for National Statistics, and unemployment is at its highest since 1995. But fear not, because the economic secretary to the Treasury, Chloe Smith, says “there are jobs out there”. They’re taking applications for one at Stamford Bridge this very second.

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    Tottenham are ready to offer Luka Modric a £3.5m loyalty bonus to ensure he stays at White Hart Lane.

    Full story: Daily Mail

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    Juventus have agreed a deal for Manchester United contract rebel

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Today’s fluff is a tad late, as you may have noticed

Morning readers. We’ll start with Chelsea, shall we?

Moves are in place to make Pep Guardiola the next Chelsea manager – the Times.

Barcelona players reckon he’s going nowhere – the Independent.

Guardiola is going nowhere and I won the election fair and square – Vladimir Putin.

André Villas-Boas had a bit of a cry when he was sacked – Daily Mirror.

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    Liverpool are keeping tabs on Colombian striker Jackson Martinez but face competition from Porto to sign the highly-rated international.

    Full story: TalkSPORT

    Liverpool are 15/2 to finish in the top four this season

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Today’s tell-all has a feeling it’s not in Kansas any more

Despite the minimal amount of media coverage afforded to the story, news of André Villas-Boas’s sacking from the position of Chelsea manager on Sunday afternoon appears to have leaked into the public domain. Depending on which newspaper you take with your full-bodied and robust Monday morning breakfast tea, the Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola and his Real Madrid counterpart José Mourinho are in the frame to succeed the young Portuguese… READ THE REST »

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    Fulham manager Martin Jol indicated talks to extend Pavel Pogrebnyak’s stay in west London are under way after watching the Russian forward fire a hat-trick.

    Full story: Daily Mail

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    Liverpool are to

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    Tottenham would be the right choice for Jan Vertonghen in the summer transfer window, according to his Ajax team-mate Toby Alderweireld.

    Full story: Metro

    Spurs are 7/4 to beat Man Utd on Sunday

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Today’s riffraff is being mocked by a phone

This has been a big week for Joe Moron. Patriotism’s Stuart Pearce and Passion’s Scott Parker both tried their damndest for Bravery’s England against Them Forriners from Over There, and now the FA wants to chuck our new-found national pride in the bin by giving the England job to Pep Guardiola or José Mourinho. Treason! You’ve got to hand it to the FA, though, haven’t you, for having the sheer bloody-minded optimism… READ THE REST »

Today’s rumours aren’t worth the paper they were printed on, so it’s just as well we’re only parroting them online

Porto striker Hulk is an £85m target for Chelsea manager André Villa-Boas/José Mourinho/Rafael Benítez/Roman Abramovich.

Having said that, the Premier League-bound Mourinho is not necessarily coming back to Chelsea. He is interested in “a new project, a new challenge”, and will find that project/challenge at Tottenham Hotspur/Manchester City/Chelsea.

Sheffield Wednesday will replace sacked manager Gary Megson with David Jones/Lee Clark/Mick McCarthy/Paolo DiREAD THE REST »

Today’s Mill will do this bit later

Crossword clue: Two up, five down. Which London football club is sniffing around Internazionale’s Walter Samuel after his agent said “The Wall” “ideally wants to come” to the capital? It’s Tottenham, or seeing as he’s from Argentina will he be contractually obliged to refer to them as “Tottingham“? The Sun says Chelsea and Arsenal are also interested but with the centre-half wanting £90,000 a week that really means only Chelsea are interested –… READ THE REST »

Today’s rumours aren’t just idle titbits of gossip, they’re a gossip Project

It seems you can’t just win a trophy for the sheer joy of it these days, readers. Instead it needs to be part of a long-term vision or strategy. Just ask Liverpool’s director of football, Damien Comolli. It turns out that Liverpool’s Rumbelows Cup win on Sunday wasn’t just a nice day out in London and a chance to equal the heady heights of Birmingham City’s 2010-11 season.… READ THE REST »

Today’s tittle-tattle mixes 1920s glamour with 21st century fabric

As the Mill awoke this morning to discover that a silent, black and white movie whose biggest star is a dog forced to turn tricks on command has been crowned king at the Oscars – the Oscars of the film industry – we were transported back to a simpler time when the transfer game was a more straightforward operation.

After signing on the dotted line at a new club, a player would… READ THE REST »